Three Week Load

When you have been so busy, you don't masturbate for three weeks, then blow it in a girl's mouth and call her TWL for the rest of the semester.

I busted a TWL all up in that girl's throat last night

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load your pencil

Refill your beverage. It's the tacky, euphemistic way to ask a girl if you can get her a drink.

He saw the cute blonde had an empty glass so he winked and asked, "Hey babe, can I load your pencil?"

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Send a load to the coast

A large defecation, or shit. Usually a relief to dispose of accompanied by extreme satisfaction. The sort you really look forward to, sometimes accompanied by favourite reading matter, e.g. War And Peace. When the bowels work at their very best, and gravity does the rest.

CEO to secretary, "Hold my calls love, I'm off to send a load to the coast"

I'd love to accept the Nobel Prize but first I need to send a load to the coast.

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gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

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take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards

Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.

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get a load of this guy

A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).

See also: Bullshit detected

Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

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puss nutted no load

One of those guys who wants to blast you in the face . And with the promise of a fire-hose like experience. Except it's more like the end of an aerosol whipped cream can experience.- Just a little piddle! Oh boooo!!! BORING!!!

Big John promised me a fun night. Turns out, he's a puss nutted no load! Where the hell is Denis Leary when you need him?

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