Random
Source Code

looking over both shoulders

action. how every black joke starts

John: Hey Joe, how does every black joke start?

Joe: How?

John: (answers by "looking over both shoulders").

by Junior, Jr. July 11, 2008


Do I look fat?

Is this a trick question?

Wife: Do I look fat?

You: No you don't(really means yes).

by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 13, 2018


look out for number 1

the nonexistent criminal boss fortniters pretend is out there and everybody needs to look out for them or implications of violence are suggested. they don't want to go to jail

Bro i wouldn't talk about him he's in the mob remember look out for number 1

by SchwarzenMann October 30, 2022

178๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)

by The Juice 47 May 14, 2009

68๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck I look like

Shortening of the original phrase what the fuck do I look like? Often used when a person asks another person to do something that would require that person to go out of their way. i.e. usually money is involved.

The other day Liam broke up with me but had the nerve to call and ask me for 60 dollars to help him with his car note. I couldn't believe it. FUCK I LOOK LIKE

by MISS INDEPENDENT89 October 8, 2010

70๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR

Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...

Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"

by Bari April 21, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Look what the cat dragged in!

when some ones shows up unexpectedly

Look what the cat dragged in! (Look who is here)

by Fernanda July 28, 2005

190๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž