Mr. Greenjeans

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".

I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

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mr. haas

a very distraught man. a guy that will most likely stay in the same job for the rest of his life. he also likes to eat a lot of food, including twinkies, cheese puffs, and diet soda. sometimes he breaks chairs, but everyone still likes him.

did u get mr. haas this year?

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mr woppy

An Italian who sells icecream from an icecream van.

hey luigi do ya wanta icecreama,ye i wanta 99 off a mr woppy!

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Mr. Laughing

The general description of a person who is:

1. vehemently against the consumption of any alcoholic substances
2. strong-headed and excessively emotional
3. lacks a sense of basic fundamental social skills
4. is a part-time "artist" who delves into acts of unonymous lusting after randoms in coffee shops!

Mr. Laughing told me today "the standards of this building must be upheld, so lets punish all who drink"

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Mrs German

A horrible teacher

Mrs German is not a great teacher and she smiles too much

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mr pollard

Big fucking strokes nonce

You see that nonce he’s a bit like mr pollard

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Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

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