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a car, truck, motorcycle, or bicycle
we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.
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When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.
If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.
Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.
A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.
Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.
a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.
"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"
Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
washing machine theory