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A show on Comedy Central. While new episodes of SNL suck, Mad TV is infinitely worse. Even though it isn't live, the "actors" still manage to mess things up all the time. Features awful impressions of THE SAME celebrities every show; almost always Oprah, Dr. Phil, Steven Seagal, or Shaquille O'Neal. Also features unfunny skits with characters that are basically even uglier versions of the cast BUT with speech impediment (see: Miss Swan, Stuart) mostly comprised of fart jokes, slapstick comedy, or just plain unfunny jokes.
Dumbass: OH! MAD TV IS ON!
Me: Oh god. Where's the damn remote?
Dumbass: Wow! An episode of Gilligan's Island, BUT IN SPANISH! How DO the Mad TV writers manage to come up with this stuff?
Me: You should be shot.
Dumbass: LOOK! Will Sasso is doing his DEAD-ON impression of Robert Deniro! Wow it's funnier this time than the last six episodes.
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A huge waste of airtime. Comedy Central has aired it far too much within the past year. Mad TV rarely has there beeb anything more than fart jokes and references to sex, unlike Saturday Night Live, which has good jokes, in comparison.
Comedy Central is airing another eight-hour block of Mad TV?
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What Randy Jackson has for every contestant on American Idol. Usually uttered after the person has butchered a song for our listening pleasure.
Crappy Singer: ....yeahhh!
Randy: You know I got mad love for you man, but that wasn't so good..
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Someone who shits and leaves it for someone else to admire.
We discovered that Johnny was the Mad Shitter after he left the shithouse.
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having amazing abilities with a basketball
extreme handles
Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me
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Someone who, during the course of a conversation or debate, becomes increasingly agitated and ends up ranting and raving.
The best way of tipping such a person over the edge is to start chanting "mad dog, mad dog, mad dog", in unison, quietly at first but growing in volume while tapping your nails on the table top. This will guarantee an hilarious end to the conversation.
Derek, a notorious mad dog screamed: "LOOK, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT!....".
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The absolute best game of all time. Better than Monopoly, Sorry, or any other shitty game you could come up with. Could replace the Old Testament with little to no effort.
The maid spilled a hot cup of (shit) all over my freshly pressed (snake bite). I had to go to work the next day wearing a (hardwood floor)!
Your wife? I don't (dick thrust) your wife.
There are no beds, we have to sleep in (Mortal Kombat III game cartriges) or rickety (son of a bitches).
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