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Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

by Sando Trouton February 5, 2024


Mario

Wannabe skateboarder who likes corn dogs and hot pockets who also thinks everything other than jack in the box and joji is mid

Mario is a silly corn dog

by Mario's Cock November 16, 2022


Marios

It's commonly used to describe someone who makes really cringy jokes and is cringy in general.

That joke is like something Marios would say. Don't be so cringy

by Antonaros November 24, 2017


mario

likes to eat musty shrooms and steal bowsers girlfriends also is best friends with a talking paint can, a talking sticker, and a piece of origami also has a very musty stache that looks like a piece of dookie upon his gace

hey it's me Mario and I ate a pingas also my last name is Mario because I'm

an idiot

by prayden bennington221 February 3, 2023


Mario

A game character from Nintendo, whose Debut was in Donkey Kong

Hey! You wanna play Mario today?

by Aunt Jane November 6, 2019


Mario

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023


Mario

Mario is Mariolica

Mariolica uvijek i zauvijek

by Lo3001 November 21, 2021