im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

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we don’t give a fuck about what y’all names mean

we don’t give a fuck about what y’all names mean, who the fuck cares about that get the hell out of here and stop posting what your name means, none of us give a fuck

we really don’t give a fuck fr fr ong, we don’t give a fuck about what y’all names mean

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Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

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A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years.

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

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please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

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mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.

Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.