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When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".
There wasn't any alcohol left in the house so I had to resort to a "Sunday morning streetsweeper"
When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.
I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!
Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock
"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
doki doki morning is a debut song from a japan kawaii metal group BABYMETAL
PERSON 1: If you can guess BABYMETAL debut song, i will pay ur dinner
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!
after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning
that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great
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getting a blow-job first thing in the morning
since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?
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The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.
Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?
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