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A small/short guy packing a huge dick.
Yo my friend is dating this 4 foot dude but lucky her, he's mouse packing.
When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.
My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap
A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang
Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”
Starling: “what??!”
Person A: “Mickey mouse”
Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”
A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.
Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one
need to say no more
Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
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Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.
Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.