hook mouth

Facial spasm where the corner of the mouth hooks back; as if the lower lip had been caught on a fishing hook.

This occurs in response to receiving an odd or alarming piece of information.

Hook mouth is usually accompanied by reverse claw

"Did you hear about what happened to Cindy on the bus? She barfed!" *hook mouth*

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skeletor mouth

A mouth containing front teeth but lacking back ones. The person has the initial appearance of a full set of teeth, but when he/she smiles up close, the vacant posterior of their mouth appears skeleton-like.

"Your skeletor mouth is only good for one thing, Beth... now get to it."

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second mouth

see also vagina

i got hed from her second mouth dude

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shark mouth

Shark mouth is when a girl has a scary lookin mouth that reminds you of a shark.

shark mouth is often enhanced with braces and thin lips.
appears that if your dick was inserted, it could be bitten off.

dude #1: "dang man, that girl's got a bad case of the shark mouth"

dude #2: "yeah dude, it looks like your thang would be bit CLEAN OFF"

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ass to mouth

The process of a mans penis entering the ass holey, and when horny settled in the mouth. No clean in between.

Jon put his penis into their ass. Later on he put it in their mouth...no clean in between. wow, said Jon, loved the ass to mouth.

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mouth breather

A person of inferior intellect that lacks the faculties to recognize he is breathing heavily through his drooping open mouth; one who watches Fox News and Nascar with religious zeal.

Donnie shops at Evil-Mart like all the other mouth breathers.

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mouth me

Something a guy says when he wants a girl with her mouth to suck on his cock.

Girl: Ohhh yeah... where do you want it??
Guy: Mouth me.

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