A word you say instead of cursing
*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.
Example 1
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce
Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce
When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it
When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom
When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
He is a Math teacher in LSC. His hair looks like a big, black mushroom. He always rejects students. He also is in the family of LSC teachers, such as, Chicken Lui, Shum Egg, Small Ng, Fat Tam and Old Lo.
A: Hello Mushroom Kwan
Mushroom Kwan: Stand up, give me ur parents phone no. U ARE
Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick
She gave a good the red mushroom