I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal

Man I need a therian gf (it's over)

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lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....

Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

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Goofy ahh site

A: bro, have you heard of <!-- _|_ _ _ _|. __|_. _ _ _ _ |_|| |_)(_|| | (_||(_ | |(_)| |(_||\/ / Need help?

B: Nah what the fuck is that?

A: *Goofy ahh site*

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so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

leo/need

a band in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku formed by four childhood friends, ichika hoshino, (huge miku fan) saki tenma, (basically the game's golden retriever girl) honami mochizuki, (apple pie enthusiast) and shiho hinomori. (acts cold but is actually very fond of cute things and canonically plays a tamagotchi-like game) thhey are all poly methinks

leo/need is low-key slept on