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Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?
Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.
Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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a noob that play cs (counter-strike) and thinks he is uber
that fucking night fire noob is a idiot
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The act of sitting in one's vehicle all alone at night, masturbating. (Sneaking into your vehicle at night to rub one out)
When your significant other doesnt put out you go to your vehicle to rub one out.=Night Riding
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The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.
*Death*
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A nigger that comes out normally at night to go clubbin, rape, or steal.
That night ape just stole my bike!
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when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.
Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
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basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 lap dances at the rhino last night i was cruisin home with a serious case of night balls.
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