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When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.
Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!
Dustin: dude, sweet.
Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!
Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!
When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.
Cletus: "Hey, what you's doin' this weekend?"
Jimmy: "We's gonna make an Alabama Bang Bus!"
Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel
Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy
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A medical assisting term that defines the feeling of exuberance when you get done collecting a fresh medical specimen.
When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!
Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.
Are you livin the Alabama dream? Damn right I just had sex with my Cousin.
When one (who originates from the state of Alabama) assembles those that are in the same family tree, and commits a sexual orgy. These orgies must consist of other sexual innuendos and fantasies such of that as the Alaskan Pipeline, African Goggles, Jersey Meathook, Wisconsin Cheese Wheel, and the Fire Hydrant.
"Dude I just got my sister to join the Alabama Get-together "
"Awesome grandpa!"
"Thanks, lets do one now!"
The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap