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the missing item that violet has!!
is john there ...i have his gas can!!
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a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.
A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."
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Bill Cosby in a can refers to starting fluid.
Guy one: my lawnmower won’t start.
Guy two: sounds like you need some Bill Cosby in a can
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An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.
Q: Why on earth would you want to play "Für Elise" on an HP Scanner!
A: Because I can
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A cheap, crappy Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
I don't really feel like getting drunk tonight, I will have a couple harrison trash cans.
A guy who gets drunk after drinking two beers. A play on Toucan Sam.
That guy has no tolerance for alcohol. He's a Two can Sam.
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A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.
Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.
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