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Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom
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sexual intercourse between a heterosexual couple or homosexual relationship to reduce the risk of linking the sperm and the egg and creating a fetus to later be born into a child which will cost an average of 12,000 dollars a year. therefore condoms are good
damn make sure you use a condom when you smash
The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.
Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.
A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.