big joker, little joker, deuce

Add it. The fact you can't play prison spades means you're a punk.

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Kristin

Yo, yo, yo... Throw those bloody deuces out... We're playing big joker, little joker, deuce

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deucey dutz du du deuce du di du

This and other variations are what one generally says after shit-boxing a tent with friends.

(Water bottling the blunt afterwards is optional.)

Kid in tent: "Deucey dutz du du deuce du di du"
Friends: hahahahha
Kid in tent: "dudi deucdeuc di di du deuce"
Friends: hahahahaha

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Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

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Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.

"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."

Twenty Deuce Deuce

An alternative manner to express the year "2022" also known as Two thousand twenty-two and Twenty, Twenty-two.

"This is a nice car." "Thank you, it's a Twenty Deuce Deuce Civic."

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.