A speech to send confusion to others
Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?
When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.
Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.
A jim front snuggle is the worst type of snuggle. Generally speaking, a jim seeking comfort will ambush its prey before nestling in on top of it. In order for a jim front snuggle to be entirely ‘Jim front’, the jim must always be the one on top with his head on the chest of its victim.
Oh gawd I sure do hate Jim front snuggles!
Another word for abs or a six pack. Usally used to confuse a girl only to surprise them with a picture of them showing off their abs.
"Can I get another front spine pic?"
"He showed me his front spine!!!"
A golf term used to describe a woman with abnormally large breasts and a small ass (referred to in golf as front 9 and back 9 but since the goods on her front side are so big she has no backside)
Check out the front 18 on that girl.
Damn those are nice but where is her ass?
A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War
"Squad, present sabers"
"Captain? Eyes front?"
1) (n) It's a put on.
"People forget they're hiding behind an eminence front."
"Hey Pete, what's an eminence front?"
"It's a put on."