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Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.
Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings
I stephen hawkings my bloke last night
When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.
(On computer monitor) bro last night was crazy she gave me a stephen hawk-ing
Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
R.I.P. Stephen Hawking
A Physicist who is half chair half human
Do you know Stephen Hawking? Oh, you mean the intelligent chair?
A rewording of the popular "Hawk Tuah" meme that makes it less obvious.
Hawk 2: Hawk 1?
Hawk 1: Huh?
Hawk 2: Uhh...
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A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.
Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.