A Russian girl with a massive Dick. Usually has blonde hair and perfect eyes but also reminds others of a monkey due to ears. Her daily intake of vodka is above the average Russian amount so that bitch gets fucked up
She isn’t a baddie she’s hobo Sasha.
A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.
"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"
When you go down on a Hobo and indulge in some marinated crab louse!
"I went down on a Hobo last night and had me some Hobo Ceviche!"
Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.
AnEpicYeet is a Hypixel Hobo Supreme.
A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.
**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.
He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.