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An insult accidently created during a drunken bout at Schoolies. Used when one wishes to stump or confuse the fuck out of their verbal opponent. The beauty of the insult is it has no real meaning, it's meaning and degree of insultation changes as per the victim.
Can be used with variations of 'fuck' in it.
"Fuck, go wash your possum", "go wash your fuckin possum", fuckkity fuck fuck-knuckle fuck-shit, go wash your fucking possum.... fuck!"
Sick as shit tough kid; What did u say to me poof, yeah go on say something... fucking queer I'll stomp your head in.
You; Go wash your fucking possum!
Sick as shit tough kid; What? Bitch come on fuckin say it again
You; Wash your possum
Sick as shit tough kid; *leaves to figure out whether or not you actually insulted him*
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making a person feel like their drowning
wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth
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After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
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1. a karate move
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position
(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)
1. My neighbor attacked me so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.
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It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.
toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.
bobby: shirley's twat stinks
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The coder car wash is the act of hanging upside down from the rafters, butt-naked and jizzing on someone.
Dude, last night I gave gram gram the coder car wash! She was so sudsy! OMG 365!!!1
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When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
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