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A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.
Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*
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A girl or someone's girl doing something freaky
Frank: Wasssup
John: Your girl said wassup
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a cut down, crappy ass come back
-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom
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That thing that urban dictionary really wants me to define. What it is, I have no clue, whatsoever. My English teacher taught me that humor is a persuasive technique. So, hence the non-informative definition
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Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.
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1. Something you should keep shut lest you'll be put on blast.
2. A target, i.e. For a punch, kick or dick.
3. A 6' bong
1. After incessant shit-talking, he warned "your mouth" and put and end to it.
2. Any time a face gets blasted, "YOUR MOUTH!!!"
3. What's that thing in the corner? "Your mouth."
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Something That Can be Said To Answer Any Question And Sometimes Can be Very Funny.
"Hey Dude, What Were You Doing Last Night?"
"Your Mom"
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