Noodle Chuggler

When a caucasion male aquires a small asian female(english optional) to obtain gratuitous amounts of noodles and a cornucopia of hot oriental sex

P, your such a noodle chuggler because because of your lady, G-He(names are insiders)

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Noodle Arm

A nickname given to the Predators QB because of his quirky side arm throwing motion and inability to throw past 20 yards with any "zip" on the ball

"Why do the Predators always do hitch routes?"
"Because Noodle arm can't throw the damn ball that Far! Did you see the 2 picks he just threw?"

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Dusty Noodles

A safe word for Deez Nuts

Brooooo I gave her Dusty Noodles last night, pull out game weak...

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Noodle Plant

Where noodles come from

I'm going to harvest some noodles from my noodle plant

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Noodle Farm

Small penis and pubic hair

James has such a noodle farm

Lol

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Instant Noodles

Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.

Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.

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dome noodles

noun.
brain matter, often resembling wet, squishy noodles

Jerry the Zombie: I'm starving.
Mat the Zombie: *rips open a skull* How about some dome noodles?

Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.

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