jerk nugget

sperm, dick wad, bully, mean individual, or dummy

You are such a jerk nugget for acting so mean.

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knee jerk

An orthopaedic surgeon who happens to also be an idiot, despite both the excellent training and higher than average IQ.

I'm glad that the Knee Guru replaced my knee, but he is a total knee jerk when it comes to bed-side manner.

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jerk face

someone who does things wihtout thinkin on how it will effect others , someone who walks around known as a jerk , or someone that uses the word , but is one themself.

"maddy is a stupid bitch ass ho , a real fuckin jerk face"

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clean and jerk

masturbating while using a disinfectant wipe, to ensure cleanliness pre and post masturbation.

Steve didn't want to leave a mess while watching porn, so he pulled out is KFC wet wipes and did a clean and jerk.

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jerk butter

New slang insult, holding subtle references to masturbation ,originated in the midwestern United States during the early 21st century. The prase is most commonly used by young men aged 13-17.

"Jeez man, you're such a wad of jerk butter!!"

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total jerk

1) That thing that you're great uncle calls you for not talking to him for three years because he's a total drama queen and needs to get over himself.

2) That guy that broke your heart after a long time of dating and suddenly decides to tell you that he thinks Miley Cyrus is getting hotter and hotter.

3) That one homeless person who doesn't say hi back.

How's that?

Insta: @kriscowin

meanie ouch heartbroken rude jerkface total jerk

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Suicide Jerk

A suicide jerk is when you call your parents and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish jerking off before they walk in.

Sorry I can’t come over tonight my parents grounded me because I failed a suicide jerk.

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