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A boy from deep in the woods of walkertown nc who will fuck anything that walks and rides a Harley rain or shine you may mistake him as a Mexican when he where’s his carhart Beanie
Damn Kyle is a horny bird
A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.
"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"
Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser
Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick
A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.
The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.
When you're horny but in a submissive way. Such as horny to suck some dick or to lick some asshole.
John: I'm feeling submissively horny today!
Jane: So suck my pussy please!
When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick
When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.
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