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i'm a 34 yo man who works at retail, I know what damn well what I'm talking about.
1: the damn american school with them shitty teachers pisses me off.
2: Blame the public school system
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The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina
When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system
The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina
When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system
Check out my Dewey Decimal System... Its HUGE!!!
A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin
C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest
F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
the Wii is the most gayest and most retarded gaming system out there and u cant even play any violent games on it except call of duty butt its really complicated.
retard : 0h the Wii is the 3est!!!!! DeRp
smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!