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The act of completely losing your shit and being at a complete loss for words. It can be used in situations such as breakups, weddings, hitting said children with a said car, messing up a fire rap verse, hoverboarding over rock or ex-girlfriend (your choice), spending all your money on claw machines, or just being bored.
girlfriend: I think it is time for us to break up
You: shit fuck fuck shit fuck okay
*two hours later*
You: shit fuck fuck shit i just ran over her with my hoverboard
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When a male injects his penis into a womans vagina. The woman AND male are both having a wonderful time as the male keeps shoving his penis up the womans vagina. The male keeps shoving until the penis does not continue to move up any further. The male " pees " cum, sometimes in the vagina and sometimes out of the vagina. The woman inhales and sucks the males penis also. The male sometimes " pees " cum when she has the penis squashed up in her mouth. The cum is so thick and rich to where no girl would want to miss the delightful juicy liquid going into her. The male also eats up her vagina by the woman telling the male to lie down and the woman sticking her vagina in the males face. The male then begins to lick and sometimes bite the vagina. The male also sucks on the womans boobs for pleasure to the both of them. While the woman is sitting there, getting her boob sucked on, she can have a penis up her vagina, another womans tounge in her mouth, two men sucking on each boob, another penis shoved up her butt, and another man licking her all over the place waiting for his turn to get fucked or to be fucking somebody else. (at first the woman can be screaming and howling).
I was fucking so much last night. I had a girls tounge in my mouth, two penis's shoved up my butt and vagina, two guys sucking on each boob, and a guy waiting to be fucked that was licking me all over. In the bginning I was screaming a lot because my vagina want used to opening that big, but then I got used to it and wanted more and more then I wanted everybody to to bite lick or press harder. I fucked
for about 15 hours straight baby!
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Pronunciation: \ˈfək\
Function: verb
Etymology: akin to Dutch 'fokken' to breed (cattle), Swedish dialect 'fókka' to copulate
Date: circa 1503
intransitive verb
1usually obscene : copulate
2usually vulgar : mess 3 —used with with
transitive verb
1usually obscene : to engage in coitus with —sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust
2usually vulgar : to deal with unfairly or harshly : cheat, screw
european farmer : ach! der cows be fokken!
thief 1: dammit man, they saw us!
thief 2: we're fucked!
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mccain became president we are fucked now
damn it mccain is president that old fuck we are fucked now
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there is no definition. the word fuck can mean anything. my girlfriend is a fuck. what the fuck. fucktards. fuckheads. one of the most overused and worn out words in the English language, and the first word you teach the foreign exchange student from Mexico. can be used four times in a sentence(my personal record when I'm not trying to set a record) but five is just obnoxious. fuckin urban dictionary fuck you you fuckin flamin ass fuck, fuck you. see? stfu ignorant person. also means to fuck, or to fuck someone. anally. is that how you spell anally. sure. fucking hard word to spell. anal. to engage in fucking relations. your parents fucked. I'll bet my fuckstick. the second most widely used teenage phrase, behind 69.
fuck fucking fuckfaces. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. it sounds dumb when you say it too many times. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. yeah, i've had enough of this fuckin internet urban dictionary, fuck.
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A less classical usage of the word fuck. In many homes in North America after a good meal, a loosening of the belt, a loud belch , and the always appreciated
"Fuckin good ham mom"
very important is the absence of the g in Fuckin , trully Canadian.To be used only for heavy solid foods
I say ham but other foods apply as well. however stick to heavy solid food
do not:
Fuckin good eclair mom.
Fuckin good salad mom.
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Billy Ray Cyrus' sex tape, on shane dawson youtube. he says WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! haha
"this place is all about your balls. u have to start out with fat girls."
" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!"
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