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Mr. Keith was being bitched at about a students grade and responded with, rule number 2
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Joe - "What's your jersey say?"
Ben- "Number three."
Joe- "Best number EVER!"
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The rhythm you use when you are telling someone your phone number (in person not in a text). Usually area code (pause) first three numbers (pause) and the the last four numbers.
Bob: Hey, what are your phone numbers?
Phil: Oh, It's 555 555 5555.
Bob: Okay, and you Ted?
Ted: Mine is 4444 44 444.
Bob: Dude, you got bad Phone-Number Rhythm!
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Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)
You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.
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a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head
wow you are really being a mombo number five
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Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit
Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!
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the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.
person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro
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