A known liar, especially in regards to marshmellows.
You are a real oliver ferguson mate
When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
An Oliver Stakes is often blonde and sometimes referred to as macca pacca
Some Olivers are mistaken for lemons
That Oliver get no bitches
Oliver stakes is queer
Oliver is a guy whom is very camp and likes to say Okie Dokie a lot, He typically has a very small penis! He likes to ask for more? whether that's for porridge or up the bum?! He will always be unemployed and be an anti-social spazmoid! He says things but then likes to go back on his word when it comes to it. He really is just that guy who belongs in either Mitch's sock or a maids sock!
Look its Oliver Pocock, I saw him leave Mitches Council house last night with a sore bum!
the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick
"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"
Marvin Olive's son marvin olive jr. wgat is it
Marvin Olive: i am in my room
Marvin Olive Jr.: Me two
Kevin Hart: waddup
marvin Olive Jr: Yo