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Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn
Dave:yo heard u banged lottie
Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn
A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.
Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.
Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai
carpet splunking
Ah shiiittt, Hunter's looking to rock up! He's carpet splunking again!
referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on
sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet
Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo