Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.
Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.
laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
a single small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.
Wife: please shave your chin carpet!
Husband: absolutely not
A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting
Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.
A male or female who eats hairy c00chie
“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”
“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”
Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester