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One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.
Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*
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when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job
Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie
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When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.
Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it
David Pickett is a man who really loves his Zom Zoms and Flamey boys
David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”
Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”
-I've met David Gandy recently!
-Oh you mean the gentleman.
An American dude who thinks he’s Israeli, but really not. A Yehudah David pursues his dreams but never succeeds.
Man, he really thinks he can get job. He gonna pull a Yehudah David.