E-pathy

The electronic telepathic force wherein you and your partner think, text, or virtually speak of the same concept or word without realizing you both were doing so, even while living miles away. The stronger the force, the stronger the E-Pathic bond becomes.

Through text:
friend 1: I've never seen the Vampire diaries
(at the same time)
friend 2: I've never actually seen the Vampire diaries
friend 1: we just had an E-pathic moment
friend 2: yes that was on point E-pathy

E-Fetishist

Refers most often to Web Sluts and Exposed Faggots who have become sexually involved with online activities to the point that their ability to achieve orgasm is directly tied into the internet. This can take different forms such as:
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed

•Through completing Tasks or Dares

•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts

•Ive spent so much time jerkin off while exposing my faggot ass as a sissy to strangers online and now I'm a total E-Fetishist cuz I can cum if I'm not on the Internet.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an

E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.

E-perv

One who seems fine and dandy at first, appearing entirely benign. But then suddenly starts sending offensive messages and posting antagonistic comments...

That E-perv has sent me messages detailing every thought he has had of me for the last six months.

e-HIV

e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.

Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.

Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k

The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file

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e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.

I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.

e-sex

The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.

"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."

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E-molest

The act in which an older individual pursues underage and impressionable children over the internet. They will then exchange e-goods and services in exchanges for the children’s nudes. (aka. kiddie porn)

See pedo and child predator

“That dude Seth e-molested nearly 20 kids and should be hung.”