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JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS
Rock chip repair, Auto Glass and Heavy Equipment replacement! FREE mobile service! 30+ years of service to the East Texas area!"
JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS Is good
On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!
Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!
The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet
A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.
Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.
A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.
Number 10; Glass in baby food
When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!
Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail
A marijuana smoking apparatus
A bong
S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...
M: Alright man... but I get greens.
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