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In short: a lady-bro is a bro's girlfriend who is also chill and can participate in bro-night, pending approval by the other bros.
Further exegesis:
A lady-bro is, first and foremost, chill. She is able to hold her own in the company of all males. She can relate to conversation at bro-night and can even offer further stimulation to the gathering. However, this characterization is not sufficient for the definition of a lady-bro!
She is more than just a girl who is refreshingly easy to hang out with. She is the girlfriend of a bro who is ALSO easy to hang out with. That is, she is allowed to come to bro-night and drink some bro-sodas (though whether the term bro-soda can be used in her presence is debatable--see entry for bro-soda).
Bro 1: I brought my girlfriend to bro-night!
Bro 2: Is she ready to shotgun a beer?
Bro 1: Hell yeah!
Bro 2: Bring her in!
Lady-Bro: Where's the beer!?
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A seris of rules defining on how a set Bro should act.
The Bro Code
1.Thou shalt not sleep with your Bro’s ex-girlfriend.
2.Bros before hoes.
3.Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
4.If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your Bro specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're Bro's sister.
However, if it's your Bro's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
5.Never diss a Bro if his team just lost a crushing game.
www.bebo.com/BroCode for the rest
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An action movie that is so ridiculous only men would watch it for the special effects, action scenes, or sex.
"Did you see Shoot 'Em Up?"
"Of course! But Sally just said it was a bro show"
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a gathering of bros (males over the age of 14, typically friends with each other) in which events may occur that could be considered of a homosexual nature to everyone with the exception of those actively participating in the gathering.
We're not gay, it's just a frickin bro-fest!
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The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, bro hoes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.
bro ho criteria:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
-has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (see: muffin top).
-thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are always visible
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
"Check out that bro ho in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."
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The type of young, so-california resident who parties like a frat-boy well into their 30's. Can typically be found wearing tight t-shirts advertising labels such as affliction or the like. This expensive partying lifestyle is normally supported by trust funds set up by rich parents. Usually don't treat women very well and refer to them as "pussy" or "bitches". Have a habit of leaving bars drunk and wanting to start fights with innocent bystanders in order to feel more secure about their upper class beginnings.
Watch out for the bro-douche leaving the bar with his friends. They look a bit red in the face
Dude, I think those bro-douche's over there just bought a round of 8 red-bull vodka's
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when a bro rapes one of his bros by seducing him with xbox, nat ice beer, and john mayer type music.
yo man i heard austin got bro raped playing halo with john up in his room.
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