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Setting that shit a blaze
Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.
White people: pass the salt and pepper
Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
When someone talks to you from another table.
Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.
A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.
Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.
The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.
Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?