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The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.
Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
Aggressively wacking it on a table
Aggressively wacking a penis on a table
He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas
The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table
Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.
When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?