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The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"
Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."
Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."
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This is a common expression in a bureaucracy regarding retirement and status change.
The old patrol sergeant said it is a time in life to put your papers in!
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Published by Nintendo, developed by Intelligent Systems. One of the best RPGs on the Nintendo Gamecube, or on any system for that matter.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
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1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to dropping the kids off. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd.
2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
1. I had an absolute monster on the way and it was a cold morning so I opted for some anti-splash paper.
2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
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An annoying quote said on the show Love Island by girls initiating that the guy is attractive and their usual type physically.
''Do you like him?''
'' He's my type on paper. He's tall, dark and handsome but I just don't feel a connection with him like he has no chat.''
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The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account
Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!
Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an abusive asshole!!!
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What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.
I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.
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