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Black Men Positives: Good black men have the potential to be some of the best fathers. They realize that the world views them and their families a certain way, so they try their best to raise their children to rely on themselves and the black community to prosper. Good black men are mentally strong, not believing that they are victims or better then anyone else. Good black men are smart, whether it be street smart or book smart, they will keep food on the table for their families. Good black men and good white men can have good friendships. As long as they remember virtue has no color.
Black Women Positives:
Good black women are the definition of mother lions. They will make sure that there child is taken care of before they are. They will also raise their child with a firm hand. Good black mothers worry about raising good children that no one will ever label as being less-than. Many are loud and bossy because they were raised to believe that the world will take advantage of them if they aren't strong. They won't stand for disrespect, and the smallest sign of it will set some of them off. Good black women will pull their weight in the household and then-some. Good black women and good white women can be friends as long as honesty and sensitivity are within the relationship. If you have a good black woman for a true friend you will start to understand the race much better.
Black people family
Good black man: It's three o'clock in the morning baby, what are you doing up?
Good black woman: Jamal got sick. He fell asleep in my lap and I didn't want to move and wake him up.
Good black man: Go ahead to bed. I put him back in his room.
Good black woman: That's okay baby, you've been working all day, I've got him.
Good black man: I've barely seen him today. I put little man to bed.
Good black woman: Okay, good night.
Good black man: Don't worry little man, I'll make today up to you, tomorrow it's just you and me. Good night son.
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The sworn enemies of black people.
Those crackers are straight up racist negro-haters, Latisha!
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people that can read eachother minds and comunicate telepathically. people that edit eachother spelling mistakes. people that make up ridiculous plans and build on them to ammuse themselves. people that like to make fake farting noises.
phhhhhhhhhhhht! THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD ONE NOW LETS TRY UNDERWATER!!!!! "YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY PEOPLE"
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An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps
No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?
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Riding roller coasters and eating mushrooms are white peopling activities. People of color usually participate in a mushroom trip, but they go away when the white people who are white peopling come down to reality.
White peopling-Dave's going skydiving! Nobody named Malik or Magdalena would jump out of a plane, let's ask dale and Susan if they want join us and Dave!
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What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.
Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)
Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"
"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"
"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)
All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
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Dirty, dirty people who live on or near a body of water. Only activities: drinking shitty beer, boating, sports fanaticism.
"I wanted to enjoy an evening watching the Tigers at the sports bar, but it was full of loud, fat, stupid, drunk Lake People."
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