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A mobile communication device.
Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.
I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.
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a nice device that can cause brain damage. also if you have an MP3 player on it...arghh
she called me on my cell fone last night and then we went on AIM on our fones. then i listened to the new songs that aren't out yet...all at the same time
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A Song that was Originally by Beyonce , but later when she was afraid to flop , she Dragged GaGa to the studio and Told Her that she should make a remix with her (like she did with Shakira) and it Gave GaGa (Geyonce at that Time) the inspiration to do Telephone , which totally kicked 'Video Phone's Ass later .
So press record and let you film me
On your video phone
Make a cameo
Tape me on your video phone
I can handle you
Watch me on your video phone
On your video, video
If you want me you can watch me on your video phone
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The act of using someone else's phone charger in an act of desperation to power your device ;) resulting in a lag or virus in your poor phone proceeding the event.
Dude I think your mom's charger gave me phone aids last night. My phones been all f**ked up ever since
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euphamism for needing to take an immediate, emergency-level wicked, gnarly shit.
Originated from an incident where a very distant acquaintance went to a friend's brand new house (they had just moved in,) took their portable house telephone, and christened their basement bathroom by taking a long and very stinky shit while making several long-distance phone calls.
Person1: Dude! Pull over, I need to use the phone!
Person2: Dude! We're almost there! Just hold it for half an hour and we'll be at Jake's house. You can make your phone call there.
Person1: Dude! This is gonna be long-distance! Pull Over NOW!
<20 minutes later Person2 emerges from the first toilet to be found on the side of the road>
Person2: Dude. Hope the next tool passing through doesn't need TP.
Person1: Dude?! <shakes head with disgust and pulls back onto the road>
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The act of cumin on one's phone after receiving really good nudes.
Sally's pictures were so good. Afterwards I was left with a cum phone.
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the act of being intamite over the fone when unable to be intamite in real life...
"hehe, its fun":Monica Lewinsky
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