playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.

Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.

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poo-play

Scatophilical. Any sexual act involving faeces.

Wanna engage in some poo-play?

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up-play

To exaxagerrate, or otherwise faliciously enhance, the expression of a particular emotion.

I seriously hate techno dance parties... I think I'll up-play how tired I am from work.

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Play that sax

A euphamism for rimming used on the streets.

If someone asks you to "play that sax" they are asking you to lick their but hole.

Recently made popular by the pop song of the same name by Fleur East.

"If you wanna hear me sing you better play that sax"

Translation: "If you would like to hear me scream in orgasmic pleasure, it behooves you to tickle my anus ring with your tongue"

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playing around

Toying with a girl but not actually having feelings for her

I'm just playing around with her just trying to get some.

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Play Doh

When you cum all over the girls titties and then you start playing with them with your hands. Then while attempting, her titties get sticky and you create your favorite Transformer with them.

Ex. Optimus Prime

"Last night was fun, when I was giving her Play Doh."

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Playing Possum

When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and getting in to it, the possum's come to life!!

"Six of us were down in Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the possums woke up and got in on the action"

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