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polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.

Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.

by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 4, 2018


Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.

Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.

by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024


Political Froot Loops

is a colloquial term often used to describe politicians or political figures who make outlandish statements, exhibit bizarre behavior, or hold extreme beliefs that are perceived as unconventional or detached from reality. The term is derived from the breakfast cereal "Froot Loops," which consists of brightly colored, sugary cereal rings. In this context, it implies that the individual's views or actions are as whimsical and nonsensical as the cereal itself.

The politician's latest rant about aliens invading Congress was just another serving of Political Froot Loops, leaving many wondering about the state of their sanity.

by Al-Coc March 11, 2024


Political silly season

In politics, the time, especially just before the election, when underliverable promises and wild accusations are the order of the day.

The Left Wing's accusation that the conservative candidate was buying votes is an example of the pre-election political silly season.

by Ruerzi May 14, 2011

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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"

" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."

by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018


politically incorrect

a) (adj): the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

(nouns)

b) what the modern mediacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you "kisch mein royal tuchess ( translated to English as 'kiss my royal behind',קוש מיין רויאַל טאָכעס in it's original Yiddish)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.

politically incorrect individuals, compared to the rest of the ignorant masses, are politically conscious simply because know by heart, and understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum

by Sexydimma July 16, 2013


politically incorrect

a) (adj): the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

(nouns)

b) what the modern mediacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media and through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you "kisch mein royal tuchess (translated to English as 'kiss my royal behind',קוש מיין רויאַל טאָכעס in it's original Yiddish)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak to people who are politically correct, used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking.

politically incorrect individuals, compared to the rest of the ignorant masses, are politically conscious simply because they know by heart, and understand the essence of, Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum.

by Sexydimma August 21, 2013