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A young white male, usually around middle school, Who exhibits traits usually known only to the common street negro such as a limp penguin walk and a lack of desire to work.. They can be identified by their abnormally huge clothes and baseball hats. while to the common eye this can be observed as "gay" this is actually forward thinking on their parents part who buy them clothes that they will eventually grow into and wear for years. If you feel like telling a PTG off just wait a few years as they will bag your groceries in the near future.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw some pre-teen gangsters at the mall today.
Guy 2: Ha!
Guy 1: That's what I said. It made them cry.
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An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle
Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."
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when someone gets high before a party or social event using a vaporizer to smoke marijuana.
yo man lets pre game vape before we go to the kegger
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The sad moments that come before reading the 7th book because everyone has already spoiled the deaths.
I got Pre-Potter-Depression after Shannon told me who all died.
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When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
When someone has a close friend or significant other they simply can not hang without. It's hard to invite just one without upsetting either of the two.
Person1: "Hey man, want to invite Chris to the casino with us?"
Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".
Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.
When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.