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When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.
I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her
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When a male delivers an upper cut punch into a womans uterus that results in a miscarriage.
Girlfriend: "I am pregnant with your baby."
Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
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To strike a person who has general douche-ish or hipster-like qualities.
To place one's hands in a palm-to-palm fashion (similar to a duck beak) and jab one's opponent in the neck or other sensitive area.
If you don't shut up with your plaid pants and guitar hero singing, I'm going to duck punch you in the sternum.
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The act of giving a swift blow to the lower back or abdominal region moments before ejacualation in order for the hole being penetrated to tighten for a more desireable climax.
Whlie Johnny was having intercourse with big Janet, he gave her a ferocious punch nut moments before her submerged her in his baby batter.
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While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.
" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..
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Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.
1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.
2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.
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1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.
2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.
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A violent sexual move where the fucker punches a fuckee’s orifice of choice - HARD and FAST.
Son: What are you reading?
Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!
Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!
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