purple spade

The nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem

Person 1 - "hey dude I heard you're dating that one girl "
Person 2 - "yeah her names tea"
Person 1- "she's such a purple spade man"

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purple throb

when all of the blood inside a partially erect penis flows to the tip, enlarging it to unconventional proportions, turning it purple, while throbbing to your pulse; while the rest of the penis, see shaft, stays normal size

"bro what the fuck! my tips turning purple, and i think its gonna blow!"
"shit guys, we got a purple throb"

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purple tunnel

When you take it exclusively in the rectum so often that you develop carpal tunnel.

Did you hear about Alisha Long turns out she has Purple Tunnel

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purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

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purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

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Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

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Purple Taco

When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.

I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!

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