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Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.
PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?
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Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.
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A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.
"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."
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Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
Hopefully my Redneck Retirement Plan will pay off this week.
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A truck bed that is lined with a tarp and then filled with water. The sun will heat up the water, creating a hot tub.
Bill made a redneck hot tub yesterday and invited all of his friends to hop in the bed and have a cold one.
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a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.
bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.
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The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.
Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!
Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
Billy Bob: Huhhh?
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