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little retard

Usual what you can call a little kid if there stupid

Stop being a little retard

by Noahboasnake September 27, 2017

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Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

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flame retarded

Flame RETARDED are people who set themselves on fire by lacking common sense, word often misused or confused with Flame retardants which are materials that inhibit or resist the spread of fire.

dude what's with all the bandages?-
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!

by nopantsboy October 18, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

by TangClock July 13, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


retard strength

Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves

Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!

by Jimmy March 23, 2005

449๐Ÿ‘ 266๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat retard

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries

Michael moore is a Fat retard

by dcs February 12, 2005

57๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Computer Retarded

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.

Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded

by Zaccster December 23, 2011

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