Has the biggest dick imaginable and will rock your core in bed, might impregnate you as well but will feel so swell and sweet. If you ever meet a guy named Riley, try your best to sleep with him and make him your husband.
(Girl 1): “Hey look it’s that really hot sexy man Riley!”
(Girl 2): “I really want to give him a BJ!”
darius simp and loves pigs hates roblox because she isn't good at it but sweet at salt steal my gum kinda mean anyways she has a swaggy sister and she eats her carpet anyways she eats shrimp beause linas a shrimp and her ex emmett is a poop on a stick i still like she like him lol
riley is swaggy
An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.
Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!
Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.
Girl 2: yep, waste of time!
A tall lanky teenager who has never had sex, he enjoys sounding and frequently uses the "N-word" even though hes a whigger
"Riley has been doing a lot of sounding recently"