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Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people
MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s
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The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
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You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
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Fuck all of you that say Indian River High School is ghetto. It's a great fucking school, full of great fucking people, and a great fucking principal. Sure we don't have money but we got fine bitches and that's all that matters.
I went to Indian River High School, got educated and met my hot ass girlfriend.
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A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
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A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
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What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.
You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river
Toms River intermediate south is the type of school that you can go to and possibly get someone doing real drugs but definitely juuling in the bathroom, you might even get stabbed by a student.
Did you see Mr.Willson got stabbed at toms river intermediate south?