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lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
Oral sex with deep throat. A womans answer to the mustache ride. Like a neck rub but for the inside.
Can i give you a throat rub, Becky? Then I'll take you for a mustache ride.
To turn your dog over and affectionately rub their tummy, just like you would Rob Thomas
“Pickles… do you want a rub tummus”
The act of rubbing your dick raw because you jerked off to Pornhub too much
My buddy was in quarantine for Covid and got a nasty case of hub rub so he probably shouldn’t bang until he’s healed up!
Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.
Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub
When you rub the anal area with your finger, just around the rim.
Oh baby, let me just give you a wet rim rub before bed.