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a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated
Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?
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When a sandy vagina queefs on you.
I was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her vagina was sandy. After three minutes she gave me an Israeli-an Sand Storm and my eye had sand in it. Later we had a mongolian horse race.
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The sexual act of having anal sex with a partner and then making yourself puke inside the butthole of the partner and then quickly sticking your penis inside their anus and use the puke as "lube".
Tiffany: Oh my god my ass smells rank!
Becca: Why?
Tiffany: Ugh, Terry and I were doing the Indiana Sand Fight, I dont think I will ever get the smell out!
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The sand trap is preformed by having sex with a woman in her anus. When you are done, you throw a large handful of sand on her wet anus so it sticks.
I fucked her ass until it was quivering, then gave her the sand trap!
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When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.
When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.
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The act of placing your testicles on someone's eyes while they are asleep.
We got a picture of you wearing siberian sand goggles last night.
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When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.
girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
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