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sling shot

An awesome sexual manuever! have sex with a girl, cum all over her insides make it sloppy, a fucking sloppy mess, but leave your dick inside, eventually it will get soft. with your soft dick in the girl ( it's good to leave it in there overnight for best results) just pull it out as quick as humanly possible. sick! ur dick has shrank inside her dilly-hole (a.k.a. vag) you will have created suction cause ur dick to stretch and finally give way and come snapping back into ur testicles at starship-enterprise-warp-speed hittin ur nuts so hard that for some reason u get sexually aroused -- rinse (or not :D) and repeat!

Dude, i slept of lafawndah's house and totally sling shotted myself like 7 times!

by NugBee September 2, 2006

109πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


shot blocker

Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.

Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.

"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."

by Juice 575 May 16, 2007

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


skeet shot

The act of shooting skeet at whoever asks or if you just feel like it.

Edelia asked for her face to be turned into a glazed donut so Gary gave her one of his famous skeet shots.

by Joshua Christensen July 7, 2008

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


two-shot

(a.k.a. "2-shot")
Any camera shot that is framed for two people; usually medium from the waist up. Two-shots are often used over-the-shoulder and reverse to cover a conversation between two people.

Okay Robson, set up a two-shot and let's make it snappy! We're losing the light and I wanna hit the In-N-Out before "Lost".

by Jasper Ray January 10, 2006

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Tom Shots

Tom Shots is a term mainly used to describe someone who is malnourished in appearance and has an extremely skinny face, has long or scraggy hair, and has the tendency to ejaculate onto their own face. They also have an unusually large amount of semen per ejaculation, and ejaculations can last for more than a minute.
Tom Shots may also be used to describe someone who appears to be destined to spend their life alone and without female contact (for males). The term can also be used to describe females with aforementioned appearance.
A Tom Shots may also be suicidal.

The term originates from Thomas "Tom" Shots (1992), discovered for the first time by people who aren't a Tom Shots in 2010, he features all of the above traits and abilities.

The term is used most commonly in a metaphorical sense; "Look! It's Tom Shots!"

"That guy is a complete Tom Shots".

by EdgarBallsack December 5, 2011

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


money shot

A deliberate and deliberately visible cumshot performed for (hardcore) pornography. The money shot almost always involves male ejaculation on his partner's body:

1. In heterosexual porn, ejaculation might take place on the woman's face, breasts, or on her back or (especially at the climax of anal sex) butt crevasse;

2. In gay porn, at the climax of intercourse, ejaculation might take place on the other man's face or chest (especially when the "top" masturbates himself a good deal); but when the video or photo is given over to anal intercourse, more often than not ejaculation takes place on the small of the bottom's back, very close to the entry and exit point of such anal intercourse.

In both cases the money shot, no matter how unrealistic in terms of how actual people climax their sex, is a staple of the genre because it shows the male (or "top") getting his satisfaction; otherwise, how could we tell?

Also called "splatter shot".

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"I saw a nice Brazilian gay porn flick yesterday. Such beautiful guys, who the vid says are lovers in real life."

"Was there a money shot?"

"Sure there was. Top cummed on bottom's back, just like you'd expect."

by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

163πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


meat shot

In pornography, it's a close-up shot of penile insertion. β€œthe quintessential stag film shot: a close-up of penetration that shows that hard-core sexual activity is taking place,”
-Linda Williams, "Hard Core: Power, Pleasure, and the 'Frenzy of the Visible'"

The Pam and Tommy Lee video was mostly boring home movie moments and a couple meat shots.

by Lamesy July 11, 2011

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž